Self Defense Vs The UNDEAD
By Pete Kautz, Halloween 2011
If attacked by an undead skeleton try NOT to panic (incorrect response
pictured at right)
Instead turn with an edge of hand blow and sever the skull from the spinal
Should a skeleton affect a frontal choke, trap the hands and quickly twist
to the side
Then return with a powerful edge of hand blow, again with the goal of
severing the spinal column
Do Not Use Eye Attacks Or Claw Techniques
Clearly They Have No Eyes!
Do Not Use Knee To The Fork
They Have Bones, Not Stones!
Do Not Use Joint Locks
They Feel No Pain!